Scarf Piano

ar these funny selection of jokes for kids?

How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.

How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!

Teacher to pupils; One Of the most important documents in English history was the Magna Carta. Now, does anyone know where it was signed?
Pupil: At the bottom, Miss?

What is red and black, red and black, red and black?
A zebra with sunburn.

Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realised they were all going to the dogs.

What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I'll just hang around.

How do you make a Swiss roll?
Push him off the mountain.

What is Dracula's least favourite meal?
Steak.

hahahahaha.....nice!!

how are you today hun???

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